A Careful Reindeer

A Careful Reindeer always had with them a wig that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be exciting. A wig being the chosen thing.

A Careful Reindeer desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

A Careful Reindeer wanted a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.

A Careful Reindeer always had with them a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

A Careful Reindeer always carried a computer that they would smash. This is certainly an odd thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the chosen thing.

A Careful Reindeer carried a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.