23rd Psalm of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

in #religion8 years ago (edited)

I adapted the KJV 23rd Psalm using a Pastafarian approach and found the results quite compatible.
Decide for yourself if the Disco Psalm was designed for the FSM!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my Shepherd
I shall not want pasta
He maketh me chow down
in Italian Resauraunts
He filleth my gullet
He leadeth me into the paths of Righteous Penne for His name’s sake
He leadeth me by Italian Restaurants
Yea, though I walk through the Alley of Chinese Food
I will fear no Kung Pao, for Sauce art with me
Thy Noodly Appendages comfort me
Thou preparest a table before me within the presence of Linguine
Thou anointest my Dish with Olive oil
My spaghetti fork runneth over
Surely breadsticks and Chianti shall follow me all the days of my Life
and I will dwell in the house of the Italian Buffet forever

From my blog at agnewpickens.com

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Source: https://agnewpickens.com/2014/01/22/23rd-psalm-gospel-of-the-fsm/

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I own that domain, shall I send you my Wordpress receipt? And I have read this at spoken word events and open mics. Investigate a person before you accuse plagiarism.

Did you even look at my introduce yourself post to see that is my pen name in the domain?