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I've decided to write a new line of jokes. Can you guess what I am calling them? That's right!

I consider myself more a sketch comic. I've come up with several sketches over the years. All expressed at some time or another here on Steemit. As a comedian activist my whole idea is centered around being the angry "Hippie With A Gun." My goal is to bring back the days of the Old West but only caught up to today's date making it the "NEW" West. You have two choices fucktards: New World Order or the NEW West. I choose the NEW West! Rights don't change because of technological advances. Common Law rights are reinstated and the people are once again the gun toting LAW of the land. If there is no victim there is no crime. So If one crazed dipshit hippie wearing all rainbow shit isn't afraid to go out walking around with a gun on his hip or an AR-15 slung over his shoulder, why can't the rest of you stupid fucking limp wristed tide pod eating snowflakes do it too? HUH!? The whole "NEW" West motto of course is "Do No Harm but stand your ground." This is the REAL America. As Sovereign free men and women or whatever the fuck you identify as you have the right to defend yourself anywhere anytime, even on the White House Lawn. FUCK TRUMP! Be here NOW! A well armed society is a polite society. Stand for truth. Which is why I call my political party The Radical Underground Tyrant Haters Party, T-R-U-T-H, TRUTH! And if you can't handle the TRUTH, get the FUCK out! We hate all tyrants. We hate those who are dumb enough to comply with lawless tyranny even more so! Which is why my joke on society is Dipshit Democracy. Because only a dipshit democracy would be dumb enough to comply with lawless tyranny. And since these little tide pod eaters love George Soro's funded Neo Libs like Amy Goodman, whose show is call 'Democracy Now," I say FUCK AMY GOODMAN and her stupid show!!! I've got your Democracy right here! The Jester laughs because the world is full of fools. And you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who is trying to fool you. There is a reason the FOOL is #1 in the Tarot Card deck. The Ace sits higher than the King, but the Fool is always #1. Just like the pen is mightier than the sword, but the snake is mightier than the gun. Ever wonder why there is a snake on the Gadsden Flag instead of a gun???

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Alright enough of that stupid shit... I was thinking with my mouth open again (I do that sometimes letting the voices out).

So now that I have come this far. None of my other bullshit has been catching on. Nobody cared enough for Free Speech Friday, or any Sovereign crap I would share, let's see how my new line of material works out. I'm calling it Rainbow Man's Shitty Spiritual Advice and see if it takes off. Maybe I'll enlighten someone. Since today being my first day of shitty advice I guess it is expected that I should rather write something more profound shit than usual to kick this off with.

Today's shitty spiritual advice:

Find what you love and let it kill you. Live for today. Be here now. Live every second as if your ass is on fire. GET RADICAL!!! You are already real.

Stay Un-Tune-Ed

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Join the TRUTH Party, The Radical Underground Tyrant Haters Party!!!
Comedy through activism, activism through comedy.

Welcome to the NEW West!!!
We are a Dipshit Democracy. FUCK Amy Goodman!