The Stupid Robin

The Stupid Robin craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Robin desperately wanted a bottle of wine to sleep with. It is a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Robin, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Stupid Robin owned a big sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Stupid Robin carried a cup that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Robin desperately desired a cucumber to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Stupid Robin wanted a painting of a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.