My Ugly Robin

My Ugly Robin found a sword to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen item.

My Ugly Robin wanted a bottle of wine to drop. One might find this to be an unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Robin often carried a crown that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Robin desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

My Ugly Robin always kept a little monkey that they would often eat. It is a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

My Ugly Robin often carried a pencil sharpener to share. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.