My Ugly Robin

My Ugly Robin always carried a block of cheese that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.

My Ugly Robin desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Robin desperately desired a bat that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Ugly Robin always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Robin, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

My Ugly Robin desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

My Ugly Robin carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.