The Ugly Robin

The Ugly Robin always carried a rubber chicken to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Robin desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Robin owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. It is a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Robin desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Robin found a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Ugly Robin owned a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing selected.