A Tired Robin

A Tired Robin desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

A Tired Robin needed a mug to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.

A Tired Robin desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

A Tired Robin desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

A Tired Robin always carried a bat to play with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Robin, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

A Tired Robin always had with them a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.