Her Boring Robin

Her Boring Robin desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Her Boring Robin desperately searched for a sword that they would break. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Robin desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Her Boring Robin desperately wanted a set of lego that they would try to balance on their head. It was an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Robin searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Robin craved for a radiator to break. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was selected.