Boring Robin

Boring Robin desired a can of Tango that they would put on his head. This seems an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Boring Robin desired a sponge that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Robin always kept a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

Boring Robin always had with them a wig to drop. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig of all things.

Boring Robin always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A bag of poop being the item selected.

Boring Robin wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.