The Brainy Robin

The Brainy Robin always had with them a pint of beer to break. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Robin desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Robin searched for a melon to worship. One might say this is a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Robin desperately looked for a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Robin desired a sack of potatoes that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Robin needed a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.