The Crazy Robin

The Crazy Robin always kept a toilet brush to put on his head. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Crazy Robin desperately looked for a set square to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a set square of all things.

The Crazy Robin desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a different activity, to many, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Robin always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Robin looked for a sponge that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Robin looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.