My Troubled Santa

My Troubled Santa always had with them a cheese grater to share. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Troubled Santa craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

My Troubled Santa looked for a toilet brush that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

My Troubled Santa desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

My Troubled Santa desperately needed a bottle of wine to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was epic. A bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

My Troubled Santa often carried a cup that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.