His Purple Santa

His Purple Santa desired a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

His Purple Santa desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be wonderful. Strangely, a CD player being the item selected.

His Purple Santa always had with them a ball that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was simply life. A ball was the chosen thing.

His Purple Santa desperately craved for a rubber chicken to play with. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. A rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

His Purple Santa desperately needed a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be simply life. Honestly, a can of coke of all things.

His Purple Santa carried a melon that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.