Red Santa

Red Santa desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to share. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Red Santa always had with them a wig that they would sometimes worship. It should be a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to choose.

Red Santa found a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Red Santa always carried a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A stapler was the thing that was selected.

Red Santa looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. A bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Red Santa always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.