Tired Santa

Tired Santa always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Tired Santa searched for a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

Tired Santa always had with them a pint of cider that they would drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought it was miraculous. A pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Tired Santa looked for a cucumber that they would worship. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to select.

Tired Santa desired a sack of potatoes that they would often share. It was a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Tired Santa often carried a rubber johnny that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.