Their Exceptional Santa

Their Exceptional Santa found a bottle of beer to break. It might be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it was awe-inspring. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Exceptional Santa desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Santa craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Their Exceptional Santa always kept a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Santa desired a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Their Exceptional Santa found a hat to worship. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.