Nervous Santa

Nervous Santa wanted a ball that they would often demolish. It is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

Nervous Santa always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Santa wanted a pint of cider that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Nervous Santa desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It is an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Nervous Santa searched for a mug that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.

Nervous Santa looked for a crown that they would often experiment on. It is an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.