My Grumpy Santa

My Grumpy Santa searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a strange thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

My Grumpy Santa needed a sponge that they would sometimes play with. It is a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Santa always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Santa desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Santa needed a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

My Grumpy Santa found a computer that they would often drop. It would be an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was selected.