The Colourful Santa

The Colourful Santa desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Colourful Santa searched for a painting of a melon to hug. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Santa wanted a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Santa desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Santa desperately needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Santa had a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It might be a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.