Weary Santa

Weary Santa looked for a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Weary Santa needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.

Weary Santa craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Weary Santa needed a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Weary Santa desperately desired a set square to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

Weary Santa found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener of all things.