Her Bum Loving Santa

Her Bum Loving Santa needed a toilet brush that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Santa desperately wanted a stapler that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Santa desired a sponge to embrace. This seems a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Santa found a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A pint of beer being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving Santa always had with them a piece of paper that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Santa wanted a bat that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A bat would be the thing that was selected.