Nervous Santa

Nervous Santa desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Santa needed a pencil sharpener that they would share. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Nervous Santa carried a little monkey that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

Nervous Santa desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Nervous Santa had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Nervous Santa searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.