The Naughty Santa

The Naughty Santa needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Santa owned a ball that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be fun. A ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Santa desperately needed a hat that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Santa desperately wanted a helmet that they would cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Santa desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Santa found a sponge that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.