The Eccentric Santa

The Eccentric Santa always had with them a rubber chicken that they would play with. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Santa had a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Santa carried a tomato that they liked to worship. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Santa often carried a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig having that done to it

The Eccentric Santa had a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Santa needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.