Famous Santa

Famous Santa desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Famous Santa needed a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is an original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Famous Santa wanted a sack of potatoes that they would throw. It should be an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

Famous Santa carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.

Famous Santa desperately wanted a pen that they liked to share. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was selected.

Famous Santa desperately searched for a sword that they liked to play with. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.