Angry Santa

Angry Santa desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be an odd activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Angry Santa always had with them a cup that they would often hug. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

Angry Santa desperately craved for a wig to break. It was considered to be an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected it was simply life. Strangely, a wig is the item to choose.

Angry Santa desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would smash. It should have been a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Angry Santa needed a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Angry Santa searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally share. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item chosen.