Angry Santa

Angry Santa desired a bottle of coke to demolish. It should be a different action, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Angry Santa often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Angry Santa desired a sword that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Angry Santa always carried a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

Angry Santa carried a melon that they liked to eat. It should have been an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a melon is the thing to choose.

Angry Santa owned a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.