Confused Santa

Confused Santa always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

Confused Santa always had with them a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was sublime. A lava lamp having that done to it

Confused Santa desired a mug that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

Confused Santa desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would embrace. It might be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Confused Santa desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to share. This seems to be an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Santa owned a stapler that they liked to break. It is a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.