The Lonely Santa

The Lonely Santa needed a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Santa always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Lonely Santa often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Santa had a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Santa always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Santa looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.