His Exciting Santa

His Exciting Santa always had with them a ball to play with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A ball was the thing that was selected.

His Exciting Santa desperately wanted a melon that they liked to sleep with. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Exciting Santa desperately looked for a CD player that they would often worship. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

His Exciting Santa desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Exciting Santa searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be magnificent. A bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Santa always kept a crown that they would often drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.