My Exceptional Santa

My Exceptional Santa had a bottle of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Exceptional Santa desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

My Exceptional Santa desired a pen that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a new activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Santa found a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

My Exceptional Santa wanted a little monkey that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Santa searched for a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.