Her Scary Santa

Her Scary Santa carried a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Santa desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Scary Santa desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes share. This could be considered an original idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

Her Scary Santa looked for a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Santa desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Santa always carried a bat that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was selected.