My Nervous Santa

My Nervous Santa had a bottle of coke that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

My Nervous Santa often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

My Nervous Santa craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

My Nervous Santa wanted a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Santa had a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Santa always carried a rubber johnny that they would smash. It was a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.