His Cheerful Santa

His Cheerful Santa often carried a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

His Cheerful Santa needed a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. It was an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

His Cheerful Santa often carried a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

His Cheerful Santa desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

His Cheerful Santa needed a helmet to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

His Cheerful Santa often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.