The Troubled Santa

The Troubled Santa often carried a can of Tango that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Troubled Santa owned a magic 8 ball that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Santa looked for a can of Tango that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Troubled Santa desired a CD player that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Santa desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often eat. It should be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Santa desperately searched for a set of lego to try to balance on their head. It should have been an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.