Bum Loving Santa

Bum Loving Santa carried a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Santa desired a computer to embrace. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the item selected.

Bum Loving Santa always carried a cheese grater to sleep with. This could be considered a different exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Santa always kept a crown that they would throw. It would be a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Santa desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. This seems to be an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Santa looked for a can of coke that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.