Scary Santa

Scary Santa desperately needed a spade that they sometimes share. This might appear to be an original idea, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. A spade being the chosen item.

Scary Santa needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater having that done to it

Scary Santa had a crown that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown being the item selected.

Scary Santa found a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be spectacular. A pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Scary Santa always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Scary Santa desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.