The Exciting Santa

The Exciting Santa often carried a rubber johnny that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Santa found a block of cheese that they liked to throw. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Santa desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to hug. It is a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Exciting Santa craved for a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Santa looked for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Exciting Santa owned a rubber chicken that they would often worship. It should have been a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.