Their Horny Santa

Their Horny Santa desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often play with. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.

Their Horny Santa had a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Santa desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Santa searched for a cup that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.

Their Horny Santa wanted a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Their Horny Santa desperately needed a tomato to rub on his belly. This is certainly an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a tomato being the thing selected.