His Nervous Santa

His Nervous Santa wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

His Nervous Santa desperately needed a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It might be an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen was the item that was selected.

His Nervous Santa desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A sack of potatoes having that done to it

His Nervous Santa always had with them a bag of poop to demolish. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

His Nervous Santa owned a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Nervous Santa found a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. It would have been a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny of all things.