Her Naughty Santa

Her Naughty Santa desired a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Her Naughty Santa looked for a bottle of beer to throw. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Naughty Santa always carried a custard pie that they would eat. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was amazing. A custard pie was the chosen thing.

Her Naughty Santa desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Santa looked for a hat to annihilate One might say this is an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a hat being the chosen item.

Her Naughty Santa desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different action, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.