A Tired Santa

A Tired Santa often carried a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Tired Santa found a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Tired Santa desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Santa searched for a crown that they would occasionally drop. It was an original proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

A Tired Santa looked for a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

A Tired Santa desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set square having that done to it