His Talented Santa

His Talented Santa desperately searched for a rubber chicken to break. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

His Talented Santa desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

His Talented Santa searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Talented Santa looked for a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

His Talented Santa desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

His Talented Santa desperately needed a spade that they liked to share. This seems to be an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A spade was the item that was opted for.