Her Crypting Santa

Her Crypting Santa desperately wanted a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Crypting Santa had a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. It would have been an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Santa desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a funny action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Santa needed a set of lego that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

Her Crypting Santa desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Santa searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.