A Brainy Santa

A Brainy Santa desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Brainy Santa desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

A Brainy Santa always carried a ball that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing opted for.

A Brainy Santa carried a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

A Brainy Santa owned a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

A Brainy Santa needed a can of Dr Pepper to cuddle. It might have been a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.