The Boring Santa

The Boring Santa desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Boring Santa wanted a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Santa needed a cup that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a cup is the item to choose.

The Boring Santa searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Santa desperately wanted a cup that they would often put on his head. It would have been a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered it was breathtaking. A cup was the chosen thing.

The Boring Santa craved for a CD player that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player is the item that was chosen.