The Cheerful Santa

The Cheerful Santa desired a sponge that they would hug. It would be a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Santa found a rubber johnny to play with. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Cheerful Santa always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Santa carried a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Santa desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Santa desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.