Their Troubled Santa

Their Troubled Santa carried a chocolate bar that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Their Troubled Santa needed a spade that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Their Troubled Santa always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Their Troubled Santa had a bottle of beer that they would put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Their Troubled Santa desperately craved for a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Their Troubled Santa looked for a radiator that they would sometimes eat. It was a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.