Her Naughty Santa

Her Naughty Santa carried a spade that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered an odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Her Naughty Santa desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was fun. A bottle of wine having that done to it

Her Naughty Santa desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Naughty Santa desperately searched for a wig to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.

Her Naughty Santa always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Santa craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it